Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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