Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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