How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
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