I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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