I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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