i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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