Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
It's never too late to be topless.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize
