belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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