Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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