Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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