i'm lost and i look like a hooker
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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