question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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