escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
This show inspires me to have sex in space
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
