I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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