i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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