me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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