we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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