did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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