Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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