Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
he was CRYING into my vagina
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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