i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
seriously i just wanna be friends
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you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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