I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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