the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
They should really pass out barf bags in church
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
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