look no pants
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Can't talk, ducks in the car
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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