**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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