just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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