they need to just BURY HIM!
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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