wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
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