Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
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