oh god the rape fog is back!
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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