I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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