Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
it glows. i had to have it.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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