1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Only a mothe r could love this liver
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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