My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
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