Dual....:-)
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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