Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
