it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
Randomize
