Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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