It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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