She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
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