can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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