Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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