I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
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