Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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