That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
How external is "for external use only"?
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
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