He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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