ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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