Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
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