fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
You took a bar mat shot.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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