all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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