Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
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