We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Vodka?
Forever.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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