I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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